Welcome to all who decide to read my blog about my fake life of Waaargh! This first post will be written as if I am a normal person. The rest shall be full of good times and much more fantasy rich bloggafying (that's right... new words too!), thus more than likely to lead you down the path of belief. Belief in what you ask? In my deep rooted desire to bring chaos to the face of order. To bring the elitist scum back down to earth where they belong. To let the blood of my enemies show my disdain for order!! /end 'evil rage'

In a nutshell, I shall share my jouney's with you as I take my steps into Warhammer and fight the forces of Order. If Warhammer is foreign to you (get with it already!), then let me share a short synopsis with you. Warhammer is a game of war (or "Waaargh" this has become an increasingly famous pronunciation- think of it as the way a goblin would say 'war'). The War is between Order ("good" guys) and Destruction ("bad" guys). Calling one side good or one side bad is the same as debating any issue. It is a matter of perspective really.

I am sure some people called terrorists may be freedom fighters where they are from. Also, some people may consider bananas to be too yellow. All I am saying is whichever side you decide to fight on, make sure you do it for the right reasons...the way they look!!

For a nice detailed look at Warhammer, please go here.

My goal is to share experiences, knowledge and my take on things (should be 10% witty and 90% self serving). Also, I will try things out that my readers would like to see as well as sometimes going full nerd. In these moments, you may see great posts that tell a story of my character - an epic tale if you will!

Some things I am not: A perfect writer, though close, mistakes will be made. I promise to abuse the semi-colon; sometimes i may even destroy a comma, or two! Also, I am truly not a funny person. People tell me I am the funniest person they have ever met and ever will meet, but these people make up a small % of the people I meet (96.3% of them). So, let's just chalk me up to be unfunny, but giving 40% effort towards being moderately clever.

Well, I will attempt to blog anywhere from two to four times per week (no promises!). If anyone wants me to write about something specific, try something new or simply debate them on an issue...your dreams are only a comment away! (or an e-mail if you so please).

I hope you enjoy your stay in My Warhammer Life!